The first memecoin inspired by the art of dodging tough questions and the dream of conquering the blockchain!
Introduction:
The Birth of $LEAVITTCOIN
Once upon a time, in the chaotic realm of press conferences, one woman stood tall, microphone in hand, and said the two most iconic words in modern history: “No comment.” When pressed further, she’d often add the now equally iconic: “We’ll get back to you on that.” These weren’t just dismissals—they were declarations, memes, and now, a cryptocurrency.
Welcome to the world of $LEAVITTCOIN, where politics meets blockchain and press briefings inspire tokenomics. Inspired by Karoline Leavitt, the queen of sidestepping hard questions, $LEAVITTCOIN is more than a token; it’s a movement—a satirical, hilarious, and surprisingly functional memecoin designed for the masses.
Mission Statement: Why Launch a Token?
Our mission is simple:
- Disrupt the crypto world like Karoline disrupts press rooms.
- Turn every “No comment” and “We’ll get back to you” into profits.
- Conquer both Wall Street and Mars (because why stop at Earth?).
$LEAVITTCOIN isn’t just a cryptocurrency; it’s a statement. A statement that says, “Yes, we’re winging it, but we’re doing it with style.
Because every memecoin needs a pie chart to look legitimate.
- Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $LEAVITTCOIN
- Symbol: $LEAVITTCOIN
- Chain: BNB
- Decimals: 18
🚀 Fair Launch (572,000,000 Tokens) (57.2%) :
No presale. No VIP lists. Just pure, unfiltered chaos. 572 million tokens unleashed in a no-holds-barred fair launch where the fastest hands and the smoothest brains take it all.
Miss out? Brace yourself. You’ll be watching from the sidelines like a forgotten NPC, refreshing the chart as it climbs higher—knees weak, coping harder than a bagholder in a bear market.
The memes will hit different. The FOMO will be unbearable. And when you finally decide to ape in? Too late. The real degens are already riding off into the sunset, leaving you behind with nothing but regrets and a shaky buy order at the top.
This is $LEAVITTCOIN. Get in, or get left behind. 🚀🔥
💧 Liquidity Pool (278,000,000 Tokens)(27.8%):
Because a memecoin without liquidity is like a press conference without Karoline—awkward, chaotic, and full of unanswered questions.
These 278 million tokens ensure smooth trading from day one, but here’s the real kicker: once they hit the DEX, they’re gone forever. 🔥 We’re permanently burning them, locking in security for investors and making $LEAVITTCOIN even scarcer.
Less supply, more demand—basic economics, but with maximum degen energy. 💦🔥
🔄 CEX Listings (50,000,000 Tokens) (5%) :
Because every great memecoin deserves a stage, 50 million tokens are locked and loaded for CEX listings. When the time comes, they’ll be deployed faster than a politician dodging a tough question—ensuring $LEAVITTCOIN gets the spotlight it deserves. 🚀
📣 Marketing (50,000,000 Tokens) (5%) :
Virality isn’t free, and memes don’t just appear out of thin air—they need fuel. That’s why 50 million tokens are set aside to ensure $LEAVITTCOIN spreads faster than a political scandal.
Expect influencer shoutouts from people who “always believed,” memes so powerful they might break X/Twitter, and a marketing campaign so unhinged it could get us a spot on mainstream news (for better or worse).
Will there be a “Leavitt for President” billboard? Let’s just say we’re taking donations. 🚀🔥
👩💻 Team (50,000,000 Tokens) (5%) :
Behind every legendary memecoin is a team running on caffeine, chaos, and the hope that their WiFi bill gets paid. These 50 million tokens keep the lights on, the code running, and the meme factory operating at full capacity.
No suits, no shady VCs—just a well-oiled machine of degens making sure $LEAVITTCOIN doesn’t just survive, but thrives.
With the team fully dedicated and fueled up, expect relentless execution, unstoppable memes, and a project that keeps pushing forward. 🚀🔥
THE GREAT PRESS CONFERENCE (Fair Launch)
🎤 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for being here today. We have an important announcement...
Fair Launch kicks off with all the intensity of a White House press briefing. Holders flood the scene, firing off the tough questions like:
❓ "Is this a rug?"
❓ "Wen Mars?"
❓ "Will Karoline personally shill this?"
Just like a political campaign, only the strongest survive. The bots are watching, the whales are circling, and crypto influencers are already whispering:
🚨 “This is bigger than Trump’s first tweet back on X.” 🚨
💡 Key Milestone: Memes flood X/Twitter at an unstoppable pace. Somewhere in the chaos, a deepfake video of Karoline surfaces, saying,"I fully endorse $LEAVITTCOIN."
Meanwhile, a custom Leavitt AI Bot is deployed to answer DMs with the sharp precision of a seasoned politician:
💬 "I'll get back to you on that."
This isn't just any launch—it's LeavittCoin, where satire meets survival, and the only guarantee is maximum entertainment. 🚀
1. Dodge Questions Like a Pro: Every $LEAVITTCOIN transaction mirrors the thrill of avoiding tough inquiries, just like Karoline does daily.
2. Own Iconic NFTs: From side-eyes to epic mic drops, collect digital mementos of her best moments.
3. Be Part of History: $LEAVITTCOIN is more than a token; it’s a legacy—a satirical homage to the art of political finesse.
Is this a joke?
Absolutely, but it’s also a token you can invest in. (Not financial advice).
Will Karoline endorse this?
We’ll get back to you on that.
Is this going to Mars?
If Elon gives us a seat on Starship, yes.
Conclusion: Why $LEAVITTCOIN?
Because in a world of uncertainty, one thing is clear: memes and crypto were made for each other. $LEAVITTCOIN isn’t just a token; it’s a revolution, a joke, and possibly the first step toward a press conference on Mars.
Join us, laugh with us, and maybe—just maybe—profit with us.
"First the press room. Then Mars. Then the Oval Office."
BNB CHAIN TOKEN ADDRESS: 0xbdb40227F79BA8Ab1291f2817f808FBe77F10685
Do not send BNB to the token address
