🎤 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for being here today. We have an important announcement... 

Fair Launch kicks off with all the intensity of a White House press briefing. Holders flood the scene, firing off the tough questions like:

❓ "Is this a rug?"❓ "Wen Mars?"❓ "Will Karoline personally shill this?"

Just like a political campaign, only the strongest survive. The bots are watching, the whales are circling, and crypto influencers are already whispering: 🚨 “This is bigger than Trump’s first tweet back on X.” 🚨

💡 Key Milestone: Memes flood X/Twitter at an unstoppable pace. Somewhere in the chaos, a deepfake video of Karoline surfaces, saying,"I fully endorse $LEAVITTCOIN."

Meanwhile, a custom Leavitt AI Bot is deployed to answer DMs with the sharp precision of a seasoned politician: 💬 "I'll get back to you on that."

This isn't just any launch—it's LeavittCoin, where satire meets survival, and the only guarantee is maximum entertainment. 🚀

 

• $LEAVITTCOIN officially launches on DEXs! As expected, volume fluctuates wildly as degen traders argue if Karoline is the next Elon of memecoins. 
• Twitter spaces are filled with people pretending they know why the chart looks the way it does. 
• The first "Karoline vs. Pepecoin" debates begin.
• Random guy on X claims "Trump secretly bought $LEAVITTCOIN. Screenshot this." 
• "No Comment Burn Mechanism" introduced: Every time Karoline dodges a question in real life, we burn tokens.  

💡 Key Milestone: The phrase “Just wait until this hits Binance” is posted over 10,000 times in Telegram groups.

 

• KOLs (Key Opinion Leaders) join the campaign. Some say “This is bigger than Dogecoin in 2013”, others ask “Why is Trump in the memes?”
• First CEX Listings start rolling in. Speculation arises that Karoline’s next job is Treasury Secretary or Commander of the Space Force.
• The first official $LEAVITTCOIN tweet is sent… from space. (Okay, maybe just from a crypto influencer on WiFi, but still.) 
• 🚀 The Mars Mission begins! A new initiative is announced to send the first memecoin to another planet. (Why stop at the Oval Office when we can take the Red Planet?)
• Starship Integration Rumors: A deepfake video emerges of Elon Musk announcing that $LEAVITTCOIN will be the official currency of the Mars Colony. People believe it.
• Karoline x Trump NFT Collection drops: Featuring legendary editions like "Trump giving her a thumbs-up," "Side-eyeing a reporter," and "Karoline planting a $LEAVITTCOIN flag on Mars."  

💡 Key Milestone: A random degen on X posts a conspiracy thread explaining how Karoline is secretly in talks with Musk to launch a $LEAVITTCOIN-funded Starship. Absolutely zero evidence, but 1 Million likes. 

 

• $LEAVITTCOIN reaches mainstream media.
• CNN investigates if $LEAVITTCOIN is “a national security threat… or a galactic one.”
• Elon Musk refuses to comment. The market takes this as confirmation.
• First U.S. President to be elected purely through the power of a memecoin? If that fails, Leavitt becomes the first President of Mars.
• A special “No Comment Burn Mechanism” is introduced: every time Karoline dodges a question on live TV, a portion of $LEAVITTCOIN is burned.